How to play
A fast, silly tapping game. Pick a ridiculous prop, such as a giant foam glove, a fluffy pillow or a cream pie, and tap as fast as you can to drain his Composure Meter before the 30-second timer runs out. Win and he takes a silly tumble, feet up and seeing stars.
How to play
- Press Start, pick a prop, pick a scene, and wait for 3, 2, 1, FIGHT!
- Tap the big TAP FAST button. On a computer you can also press Space or Return. Each separate press takes 3 off his composure; holding the button does nothing, so release between taps.
- Keep the pace up. His composure recovers all the time, so slowing down gives him his cool back. The pace gauge shows your taps per second against the target.
- Hit a fast run and every sixth tap is a hard hit: his eyes spring out of his head and the crowd goes “ooh”.
The three levels
Beat a level to unlock the next. You can reset your progress in Settings.
- Gentle: composure recovers slowly, 10 points a second. About 6 taps a second is a great pace.
- Standard: 18 points a second. About 6 taps a second just keeps up, so go for 8 or more.
- Hard: 21 points a second. You'll need 9 or more taps a second.
Props and scenes
Choose the Foam Glove, Pillow, Cream Pie, Rubber Chicken, Saucepan or Baseball Bat. Every prop has the same effect; they only change the sound and the slapstick. Play in the 3D Bobblehead Arena or the Paper Cutout scene.
Free to play
The game is free, with a banner space on the home screen and a short list of Amazon suggestions after each finished round, never during one.
You don't need an account to play. Signing up is free and keeps your records and unlocked level on any device.